_{"id":628,"date":"2001-01-27T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2001-01-27T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/?p=628"},"modified":"2020-05-18T13:38:14","modified_gmt":"2020-05-18T19:38:14","slug":"the-first-peche-comic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/the-first-peche-comic\/","title":{"rendered":"The first P\u00c3\u00aache comic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignwide size-large\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/res.cloudinary.com\/owl3rty\/image\/upload\/v1557967141\/_patreon\/2019\/2019_May\/peach_boy01.jpg?w=580&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Peche is contemplating a peach he is holding in his right hand. \" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><figcaption><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> &#8220;You know, I have never tried eating a peach before. Why?&#8221;<br><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> &#8220;Is it due to my own repulsion for my freakish head?&#8221;<br><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> &#8220;Or is it the same instinct that prevents a human from eating the flesh of his\/her own kind?&#8221;<br><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> &#8220;It smells good.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignwide size-large\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/res.cloudinary.com\/owl3rty\/image\/upload\/v1557967141\/_patreon\/2019\/2019_May\/peach_boy02.jpg?w=580&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Peche contemplates the peach he is holding in his right hand.\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><figcaption><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> &#8220;If I eat this peach&#8230; is it&#8230; cannibalism?&#8221;<br><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> I&#8217;m more man than peach, really. By eating this peach I will be denying my peach self.<br><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> &#8220;Ah, what the hell.&#8221; *MUNCH*<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignwide size-large\"><img src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/res.cloudinary.com\/owl3rty\/image\/upload\/v1557967141\/_patreon\/2019\/2019_May\/peach_boy03.jpg?w=580&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Peche's head has swollen to an enormous size and he is seated in a doctor's office wearing a paper gown.\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><figcaption><strong>P\u00c3\u00aache:<\/strong> &#8220;Figures I&#8217;d be allergic.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"template-full-width-cover.php","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","_cloudinary_featured_overwrite":false,"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[54],"tags":[36,55],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/res.cloudinary.com\/owl3rty\/images\/f_auto,q_auto:best\/v1588009406\/www.tammy-lee.com\/Screenshot-2020-04-27-11.43.17\/Screenshot-2020-04-27-11.43.17.png?fit=956%2C512&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7hoiJ-a8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":822,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/822"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammy-lee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}